Originally Posted by Meeper

Figging

The classic definition of Figging is the sexual act of inserting ginger into the anus. This is now expanded in modern times to also include insertion into the vagina or urethra.

Figging prevents the figged from clenching their butt cheeks as this causes a vastly increased burning sensation. Due to this effect it is customary to cane the victim during the figging so you may see their ass cheeks bounce like a six-fo' filled with hotties. It is said that in the Victorian era that figging was an accepted means of disciplining children. This has been a major factor in NAMBLA's investment in time travel research, secondary only to the ancient Greek practice of fucking little boys like it was going out of style.


Fun Facts

* The santorum covered ginger that is the end product of figging is the secret ingredient in Fig Newtons.
* It is said that figging was originally used on horses to encourage them to hold their tails high while being shown. Before they used ginger, they used live eels. Just think of eel girl but with horses instead of eels.