Originally Posted by Gambrinus

Beer doesnt try and talk to you. Point beer.
Beer doesnt have stupid friends. Point beer.
Beer thinks its a great idea to hang out and play call of duty for 6 hours. Point beer.
Beer wont get pregnant. Point beer.
Beer doesnt cry. Point beer.
Beer doesnt have to shave and wash itself to become edible. Point beer.
Beer loves internet porn. Point beer.
Beer thinks Im hilarious. Point beer.
Beer wont cheat on you. Point beer.
Beer wont call the cops when you kick it in the cunt. Point beer.

Originally Posted by Gambrinus

Beer doesnt make you wear a condom. Point beer.
Beer doesnt want child support. Point beer.
Beer hates Tori Amos. Point beer.
Beer doesnt want to get married. Point beer.
Beer doesnt ask me if I love it, beer knows I love it. Point beer.
Beer loves my best friend, marijuana. Point beer.
Beer has no problem with me drinking other beers. Point beer.

Originally Posted by Gambrinus

After I drink a beer I dont want to cleave its skull in with a hammer. Point beer.
After I drink a beer I dont have to talk to it. Point beer.
Beer. Point beer.
Beer never sends me text messages. Point beer.
I dont have take a shower after drinking beer. Point beer.