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DWB · 11-23-2008, 04:12 PM

As I was entering LA, I was flagged to have my bags look at. I usually never travel with porn but I was running behind and didn't have time to hit fedex before I left. The guy asks me what are all the DVDs of and asked if they were porn based on some of the titles. I said yes, I produce adult videos. I wasn't going to lie to the guy but after 3 hours of them looking at EVERY FILE I had, I wish I would have.

They took me into an office and 2 of them, both beaners, went DVD (for file storage) by DVD looking at every photo, IDs, scanned model releases, all of it... ALL TRANNIES!!!

One of the dip shits actually asked me, "how can you tell the transvestites from the women?" and my reply was, "Well... since you don't know I'll let you in on a little secret... girls don't have dicks." He didn't find that funny and asked me, "seriously, how can you tell?" which at that point I just told him I'm often fooled and don't know they are "transvestites" until I get them naked.

Three hours later I was handed my passport and told I was entered into the computer for what they found today. I asked them why, the content wasn't illegal and they found nothing illegal, but they said it was just policy and I would probably be checked every time I enter the country. Then they went on to tell me how many people in the world are into sick things like child and animal sex, followed by how one time Ron Jeremy walked through there and he looked sad. This fucking beaner agent then had the audacity to ask me if they people in my line of work were all depressed and lived sad lives like Ron Jeremy, but then asked if I knew Jenna Jameson and if she was pretty in real life. WTF!!!????!!!!

I've been out of the USA for 13 months for reasons just as this. This country has it's head up it's ass further than I even though. I'm now flagged on Immigration / Customs computer and will be searched every time I enter the country because I shoot legal content with models above the age of 18 and I proved this to them, one model at a time. Un-fucking-real.

Fuck the USA and all the beaners working in Customs and Immigration at LAX.

11-23-2008, 04:12 PM
DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	US Customs looked through about 40 DVDs worth TS conent of mine today As I was entering LA, I was flagged to have my bags look at. I usually never travel with porn but I was running behind and didn't have time to hit fedex before I left. The guy asks me what are all the DVDs of and asked if they were porn based on some of the titles. I said yes, I produce adult videos. I wasn't going to lie to the guy but after 3 hours of them looking at EVERY FILE I had, I wish I would have. They took me into an office and 2 of them, both beaners, went DVD (for file storage) by DVD looking at every photo, IDs, scanned model releases, all of it... ALL TRANNIES!!! One of the dip shits actually asked me, "how can you tell the transvestites from the women?" and my reply was, "Well... since you don't know I'll let you in on a little secret... girls don't have dicks." He didn't find that funny and asked me, "seriously, how can you tell?" which at that point I just told him I'm often fooled and don't know they are "transvestites" until I get them naked. Three hours later I was handed my passport and told I was entered into the computer for what they found today. I asked them why, the content wasn't illegal and they found nothing illegal, but they said it was just policy and I would probably be checked every time I enter the country. Then they went on to tell me how many people in the world are into sick things like child and animal sex, followed by how one time Ron Jeremy walked through there and he looked sad. This fucking beaner agent then had the audacity to ask me if they people in my line of work were all depressed and lived sad lives like Ron Jeremy, but then asked if I knew Jenna Jameson and if she was pretty in real life. WTF!!!????!!!! I've been out of the USA for 13 months for reasons just as this. This country has it's head up it's ass further than I even though. I'm now flagged on Immigration / Customs computer and will be searched every time I enter the country because I shoot legal content with models above the age of 18 and I proved this to them, one model at a time. Un-fucking-real. Fuck the USA and all the beaners working in Customs and Immigration at LAX.