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Cutty you're a loser, aside from that the man you've always thought to be your dad isn't really your dad.
Your real dad freaked out when he saw you for the first time in the hospital and bounced.
As soon as your mom left the hospital that day a guy came up to her begging for change and she needed a husband and FAST (after all, she didn't have a baby in her and she was ready to reload) and you needed a dad. The guy was drunk, so he said what the hell and sixteen - eighteen years passed and that brings us to today.
Don't believe me? Do a DNA test. I'm not even kidding dude, I'm friends with your real dad and he told me the whole story.
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