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Old 11-29-2008, 12:00 AM  
Yngwie
I am an Alien from space
 
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it's true.. I was abducted once and they told me that I had 2 options.. 1. an anal probe or 2. something involving the penis.. Well, I said fuck no to the anal probe and figure the penis option would be good. So after coming back from the intense drugs they gave me I looked down and saw that they had reduced my penis size to a rice size thing.. I cursed at them, they laughed and beamed me back down and fucked off.

those bastards will pay! I think I got their license plate!
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