Originally Posted by Yngwie

it's true.. I was abducted once and they told me that I had 2 options.. 1. an anal probe or 2. something involving the penis.. Well, I said fuck no to the anal probe and figure the penis option would be good. So after coming back from the intense drugs they gave me I looked down and saw that they had reduced my penis size to a rice size thing.. I cursed at them, they laughed and beamed me back down and fucked off.

those bastards will pay! I think I got their license plate!