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Originally Posted by Pleasurepays
funny how its never Ivy League professors that get abducted by aliens from the campus at Harvard in front of credible witnesses... its always some lone trailer trash somewhere in Twittlefuck Kentucky living at the end of the 500 acres of cornfields.
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Aliens are not dummies.
They know the best sour mash bourbon comes from Kentucky.
They're merely in the neighbourhood quenching their thirst...and getting a side-order of humans...to go.