So, after all of that stuff on the list....really scary shit like asteroids, intelligent machines, black holes, pandemics, supervolcanos, gamma bursts -- the number one threat was GLOBAL FUCKING WARMING? A black hole can suck the planet like a dust cloud into cataclysmic oblivion, and the worst boogey man is climate change. BS.
In the end, it turned out to be an Al Gore ballsuck.
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