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Well I did try this diet I developed that totally rocked and part of it is a reward system where for every pound you loose you buy yourself a treat that costs about the same as a number 1 at McDonald's, I lost like 200 pounds that summer and I invested all the money into these sweet penny stocks that I had special thoughts about. By the time I had finished loosing all that weight I went to buy my last 5.00 worth when I noticed I had over 200,000.00 in profits in the stocks. I waited a few days cause I was pretty sure they were about to announce a sweet product and wham they did and I sold. Shit I walked away with 250k when I cashed out.
Fucking booked myself a flight to Vegas and got myself a comped room when they saw my bank account. Hit the tables pretty hard and boy was it up and down, then I got on a roll and wham, up 50k. Walked away to mack on that cocktail waitress who was flirting with me at the tables. Banged her on her break in my suite. Went back down to play some roulette and bet the whole 50k. Nailed it and doubled up. Got some more comps that pretty much covered my expenses for the weekend minus the 2k I lost at a mad crazy game of poker - but hey give me credit by chance the guy who took it from me had won a world series of poker before. I did give him a run for his money but the punk ass went in and got lucky on the river. Anyways I took the hit like a man and that was that, went home.
Saw that my credit card bills had arrived so I paid those bitches off from my winnings and shredded that shit. Was not about to be a sucker to the man anymore. I am my own man ya know. Latter on I did some deep research on youtube about some super secret shit that would blow your mind on what the government has planed for you. Well back to work I have some more splog posts to make.
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