My wife is such a fucking BAH HUMBUG BITCH!!
I wanted to buy some of those animated light up reindeer to put outside and she's all NO!!!
Well, I have a surprise for her coming.. I am buying a few and I am going to take one of them and fuck around with it so I can set up a pair and make em like they was mating..
Yep,, I want light up FUCKING reindeer
Do you think the people driving by my house will think it's funny?