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1) Q: What happened to the Polock that tried to blow up the bus?
A: He burned his lips on the exhaust pipe.
2) Q: Why is there no ice in Poland?
A: They forgot the recipe.
3) Q: Why did the Polock cross the road?
A: His cock was stuck in the chicken.
4) Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?
A: Turn off the carousel.
5) Q: How did Germany take Poland so easily?
A: They marched in backwards and they thought they were leaving.
6) Q: What do you do if a Polock throws a grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
7) Q: Did you hear about the gay Polock?
A: He slept with women.
8) Q: How do you confuse a Polock?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to piss in the corner.
9) Q: Did you hear about the Polock that studied for 5 days?
A: He was scheduled to take a urine test.
10)Q: How do you sink a Polish battleship?
A: Put it in water.
Four Polish Guys
A little guy was sitting next to a big guy in a bar, and said, "Hey, wanna hear a good Polock joke?"
The big guy frowned and answered, "I just happen to be Polish. You see those two big guys at that end of the bar? Polish. That mean lookin' son-of-a-bitch bartender, he's Polish too. Do you still want to tell your Polish joke?"
The little guy looked around and said, "Nope."
"What's the matter?" asked the big guy. "Are you afraid that we'll beat the shir out of you?"
The little guy looked up at him and said, "No, I just don't want to have to explain the punch line four times."
how do you kill a polish person?
put a scratch-and-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool
WHAT DID THE POLOCK DO BEFORE GOING TO THE COCK FIGHT?
he greased his zipper
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