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Originally Posted by BVF
My Cargo van was one of the best investments I've made in the porn game....I no longer have to bring girls to my house and I no longer have to rent cheap hotels just so that I can use it for less than an hour....Just the money I've saved has already paid for the van....
All I did was put some carpet in it, tinted the windows black, and threw in some curtains along with a folding chair where I can sit when I'm getting my dick sucked....
You can take it to the beach and open the back doors to the water and you have an instant bungalo......There are no beaches here but I drive to the lakefront with the kids in the summer and turn on either CNN or the reggae station on the satellite radio...
There's so many uses for a cargo van, it's ridiculous....Good thing you live in a warm climate because they have no use in the snow....
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