If you weren't intelligent enough to understand what was going on it isn't the movies fault.
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Originally Posted by InternetIsForPorn
Just got back from The Day The Earth Stood Still with Keanu Reeves.
Holyyyy shit.
At first I was like
- an alien movie?
- with Neo?
- HOW CAN THIS GO WRONG?
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It went wrong when you expected to see Neo...
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Originally Posted by InternetIsForPorn
Here's the lowdown of the story. Read to spoil yourself.
Keanu Reeves. 1920-something. Ice. Kidnapped by aliens.
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Trying paying attention to the movie, his DNA WAS COLLECTED, NOT HIM.
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Originally Posted by InternetIsForPorn
Present.
A huge sphere lands in NY Central Park. OMG WHATS THAT? LETS SHOOT IT. An alien gets shot.
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They didn't intentionally do that, someone got itchy or nervous and fired off ONE ROUND. A decision to shoot was never made, someone fucked up. You aren't very bright are you.
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Originally Posted by InternetIsForPorn
The alien is Reeves in a... placenta?? There are aliens in his mind and he wants to talk to the world leaders. Naturally the US government won't let him, so there is this girl who helps him escape.
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Ummm, again, try paying attention... The placenta was so the ALIEN MIND OR CONSCIOUSNESS could be BORN in a HUMAN CONTAINER to SURVIVE OUR PLANETS ATMOSPHERE. The body was cloned using the DNA aquired in the beginning of the movie, I repeat, he WAS NOT KIDNAPPED, only his DNA.
The ALIEN MIND had a separate Unknown DNA, there WAS NO ALIENS IN HIS MIND.
The actions our govt and military took in this film is EXACTLY what they would do in real life.
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Originally Posted by InternetIsForPorn
He still wants to talk to world leaders, but halfway there he's like FUCK IT. There are millions of spheres all over the world that gather species... and then the huge cyclops robot turns into flies that eat everything. Everything.
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1. He sees they were wrong in there assumptions... Did you not pay any attention to the conversation with the Nobel Peace Laureate? About how life forms evolve when on the brink of extinction or the threat of?
2. The spheres were like ARKS, you know like Noahs Ark, and they were protecting some of every species on the planet FROM BEING DESTROYED ALONG WITH EVERYTHING ELSE.
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Originally Posted by InternetIsForPorn
Reeves, the girl and her kid have an orgy and the alien is like HUMANZ HAVE TEH EMOTIONS I SHOULDNT KILL ALL OF EM THOUGH THEYRE KILLING THE PLANET AND I WANT TO SAVE IT. They head back to the NY sphere, Reeves dies and earth is saved.
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I won't bother breaking this piece of retardation down... Lets just say, Resolution. I know it is a big word so go look it up.
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Originally Posted by InternetIsForPorn
OR IS IT?!
And then this 200 feet high cyclops robot jumps out of the sphere, tries to protect the shot alien and it spirals downhill from there.
Seriously, the movie doesn't suck you in. Yes, the concept is somewhat original, but when you see the cyclops drone who looks like an overgrown ninja, you'll get the idea.
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If you didn't want to apply your imagination or except the directors, WHY THE FUCK did you go see a sci-fi fantasy film THAT IS NOT BASED ON REALITY.
How do you manage your daily life with this level of incompentency?
Maybe you should just stick to movies like Corky Romano.
