Here it is: non-alcoholic vodka, the most useless product in the world. More useless than the shoe horn, the WNBA, or the Shamwow (trust me, I bought one).
There's only two demographics this product can be made for: Ex-alcoholics who aren't supposed to drink anymore but just love the flavor of rubbing alcohol, and children of current alcoholics who need a starter cocktail to prepare their palates for future vodka shots. And something tells me those two sectors of the population aren't large enough to make this a profitable product