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I usually encounter the impatient ones at the grocery store. I don't mind a well deserved eyeroll, but keep your huffpuffery to yourself. I hate hearing people give the exagerrated sigh. Most of the time, the line holder upper has the decency to apologize, but those rare times when they don't....or if they give crap to the cashier....they get a devastating smart ass comment from me.....delivered with a sarcastic smile or confrontational evil eye.
This one time, an obvious gay guy was berating the cashier about how long he had to wait and he looked at me as if I would join in his bitchfest......instead I looked at him and asked "Do you suck your Daddy's dick with that mouth?"
his jaw dropped....and he was rendered speechless....the cashier grinned, the others in line snickered....and he walked away offended. I hope I ruined his entire day.
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