Originally Posted by Barefootsies

Nah, I do not carry them around with me. If someone were to try and break into my house, and I was here. I hope they remember their way out. Plenty of both laying around here. Hidden, and not.

So you break into my place, make sure you have had your last rights. I may give you a Bruce Willis one liner before I start firing. You are trespassing. Sign posted.

That was your one, and only, warning.