Okay, here is what I am going to do. Please read the post in its entirety, because if you do not need it, please let someone else have it.
I will write a press release, optimized for the search engines to be submitted to PRadult.com. The press release can target webmasters or surfers, as long as it is adult in nature. You can submit it to other services like XBIZ, AVN or Klixxx after I have completed it. This means I will give you the html version as well.
I will give it to the first person that can tell me how many press releases have been posted at
PRadult.com
Decision of the judges (me) is final. Merry Christmas.