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MetaMan · 12-23-2008, 08:08 PM

i would like to start out by saying i went against my own rule of always having the lights ON, i only fuckin dime pieces and like to stare at their dime bodies and i like for them to see my giant cock inserting in them pleasing them like no other man can.

ANYWAY

so today im out at a local pub and there is this SMOKINGGGGG asian, and i mean HOT NOT CIGARETTES, and i said hello bought her a couple drinks next thing you know she invites me to her house.

SO WE HOP A CAB AND WE ARE MAKIN OUT AND I AM SUCKIN ON HER TITS, and just as i am about to feel up her dress we pull up to her house.

so anyway we go inside to her room and it starts off and she says "i like the lights off its more romantic" whatever i dont care im a player i am lookin to get my rocks off.

so we start to fuck, i slide it in her and i feel something smacking against my leg and its like a SCHMACK SMHACK SMHACK sound, and in my head im like "wtf" but im fully cut drunk and i dont think to turn the lights on. so instead i do the asshole test, because if im in the pussy there is an available asshole.

so i go to feel the asshole and it feels HUGEEEE, so again im fully cut at this point and im kinda like whatever the fuck you know? maybe she gets fisted i dont care.

anyway as i am about to blow my load my hand skims past my face (the one that was in her ass) and all i smell is peanut butter, then i blow my load and then the lights turn on soon after as i am about to leave and there is a jar of open peanut butter on the bed i see.

i think i may have been tricked with the old "the other hole is actually a peanut butter jar and i have a dick trick".

12-23-2008, 08:08 PM
MetaMan I AM WEB 2.0 Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 28,682	i think i should had sex with a tranny TONIGHT, TIP: ALWAYS leave the lights on i would like to start out by saying i went against my own rule of always having the lights ON, i only fuckin dime pieces and like to stare at their dime bodies and i like for them to see my giant cock inserting in them pleasing them like no other man can. ANYWAY so today im out at a local pub and there is this SMOKINGGGGG asian, and i mean HOT NOT CIGARETTES, and i said hello bought her a couple drinks next thing you know she invites me to her house. SO WE HOP A CAB AND WE ARE MAKIN OUT AND I AM SUCKIN ON HER TITS, and just as i am about to feel up her dress we pull up to her house. so anyway we go inside to her room and it starts off and she says "i like the lights off its more romantic" whatever i dont care im a player i am lookin to get my rocks off. so we start to fuck, i slide it in her and i feel something smacking against my leg and its like a SCHMACK SMHACK SMHACK sound, and in my head im like "wtf" but im fully cut drunk and i dont think to turn the lights on. so instead i do the asshole test, because if im in the pussy there is an available asshole. so i go to feel the asshole and it feels HUGEEEE, so again im fully cut at this point and im kinda like whatever the fuck you know? maybe she gets fisted i dont care. anyway as i am about to blow my load my hand skims past my face (the one that was in her ass) and all i smell is peanut butter, then i blow my load and then the lights turn on soon after as i am about to leave and there is a jar of open peanut butter on the bed i see. i think i may have been tricked with the old "the other hole is actually a peanut butter jar and i have a dick trick". Last edited by MetaMan; 12-23-2008 at 08:10 PM..