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TimBlaze · 12-23-2008, 10:39 PM

One ex girlfriend comes to mind. No but seriously, I think I could probably kill a giraffe. I think if I chase it down until it's tired and then wrench on one of its knees until it falls over, I could kick it in the head hard enough to kill it.

I could probably kill a shark, too. If I could get in a shark's mouth without being bitten in half, I could rip its gills off from the inside and drown it. Not sure how I'd get in there, though.

Howbout you?

12-23-2008, 10:39 PM
TimBlaze Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Posts: 1,625	What's the largest animal you think you could take with your bare hands? One ex girlfriend comes to mind. No but seriously, I think I could probably kill a giraffe. I think if I chase it down until it's tired and then wrench on one of its knees until it falls over, I could kick it in the head hard enough to kill it. I could probably kill a shark, too. If I could get in a shark's mouth without being bitten in half, I could rip its gills off from the inside and drown it. Not sure how I'd get in there, though. Howbout you? __________________ Roll that shit, light that shit,