Originally Posted by TimBlaze

One ex girlfriend comes to mind. No but seriously, I think I could probably kill a giraffe. I think if I chase it down until it's tired and then wrench on one of its knees until it falls over, I could kick it in the head hard enough to kill it.

I could probably kill a shark, too. If I could get in a shark's mouth without being bitten in half, I could rip its gills off from the inside and drown it. Not sure how I'd get in there, though.

Howbout you?