Investment bankers ranting and raving about the FriendFinder IPO
By James Gwildermen
Dec. 24, 2008 (Market Press) – As many are celebrating Hanukah and Christmas Wall Street executive on all level are celebrating the announcement of FriendFinders IPO.
Michael Hillberger a well known stock market analyst and father of 3 was recently served with divorce papers after his wife found a friendfinder owned website in is internet history file, the divorce will cost him over $56 million dollars and that is greater than the annual income friend finder has.
In a recent phone interview Mr. Hillberger said “I wish they would have announced this IPO months ago, I would have been able to tell my wife I was researching the FriendFinder company”.
His voice is echoed all over Wall Street as executives scrambled to open AdultFreidnFinder accounts without the fear of being caught by their wives. Harry Goldstein a managing partner at Goldman, Grossberg, Hirshfed & Katzenbogen claims that now is a great time for women who are seeking Wall Street Executives to create profiles on the FriendFinder Network.
Mr. Goldstein claims that his first attempt on the AdultFreindFinder site was very successful; In a recent Interview he said “This girl claimed she is seeking a quick fling with any guy or girl regardless of his or her looks” this sounded perfect for him as he is your typical Investment Banker 5’4 290lbs with a combover, Within minutes of her seeing his photo he got a email from
[email protected] stating “My name Irena I love you photos me very shy I want travel to U.sA I am student can you help kindly please with expense ticket I can email you my infos for western union”. After talking with her on the phone he said “the girl is obviously in love with me her photos are amazing her voice is a bit thick because she has a cold but I sent her an undisclosed amount thru western union and hope to meet her soon”.
This is the first company to go public since the start of the stock market that does not have to explain who they are or what they do as every executive on Wall Street is very familiar with the name AdultFriendFinder a Social Networking website, wink-wink .
Jim Cramer from Mad Money will be adding a new sound effect to his sound board that will play a “Girl having sex and moaning” sound when he refers to the FriendFinder IPO and Stock.
Last Updated: December 24, 2008 11:00 EST