Originally Posted by quantum-x

I had something come via the french version of FedEx [Chronopost]
They're a bunch of fuckers, and never attempt to deliver, they just drop the 'sorry we missed you' slips and fuck off.

Paid for next day delivery, and by chance happened to see the van pull in. The guy hops out, no package in his hand, but a pre-filled 'sorry we missed you' slip.

Ran downstairs, caught him and said: hey, that package was for me - why didn't you call?
He said: Oh, I didn't have your number
I said: It's on the package. So is my door code. And I rang twice to confirm. Why didn't you deliver?
He said: Look man, it's christmas time. Look at all the shit I have to deliver. If I tried to actually deliver it all, I'd get home late.

What a fucking piece of shit.