Thank You For Not Smoking
<rant>
I hate these signs - not because they are there to prevent smoking in certain places - but because they're fucktardly worded.
Thank you for not smoking doesn't mean no smoking.
If you don't want me to smoke somewhere - just fucking say so. Because you've thanked me for not doing something means that now I have to not do that thing only logically follows that if you also thank me for doing something in advance - I must now do it.
If that flow of logic makes sense to you then I say this to any and all of you....
Thank you for taking down your banners and links and redirecting all of your traffic to my sites.
</rant>
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