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Oh Jesus, i'll give you a taste:
-the asshole in 7-11 who has to play everyone in his family's birthday in lotto
-the asshole behind the counter that starts bagging and then you get the money out and makes you stand there holding the bill like a jerk.
-The asshole behind the counter (same asshole) that gives you back your change, coins, and receipt all together so now you have to either sort it and make people wait...or crunch it all in your pocket.
-the asshole 100feet ahead of you who is going to hold the door for you so now you have to run so the poor bastard isn't holding the door for ten minutes while you catch up.
-the asshole who decides the curb is a better place for piles of leaves then leaf bags
-the very similar asshole who snowblows his yard into the middle of the street
-the asshole who does not clear the snow off of his car (except for a one foot by one foot port hole)
-the equally annoying asshole that clears the snow off except for the top, then when he speeds up...it's on your windshield
-the asshole that parks way to close to your car causing a chain reaction, and of course when you come out of the store he's gone and you are now the asshole.
More to come...
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Ray "The Don" Vega
Managing Director
Private Equity Fund
[email protected]
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