I met a guy once, his name was Rick he was so inspirational and motivational, He is what I want to be one day.
Takes 2 days vacations to "the keys" and owns 1 acre of land.
Holds super bragging Rights.
Is a major force in the Adult Biz to be reckoned with.
Started a forum just to brag about one acre of land and short vacations.
Attends conventions but breaks down from social anxiety and cancels hotel reservations to drive home, because he is to poor to fly.
Most of all it must be thrilling to be on the run from the Italian government, to be an x super secret agent of chaos.
Heres to you Special Agent Mackey.
Love the shades and the mean mug gangsta pic with your wife.
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