Top 10 Signs You're At A Lame New Year's Eve Party

To give it a Times Square feel, everyone is groped, fondled and pick-pocketed

The 'Party Hats' look suspiciously like stolen traffic cones

There's a "Happy 1995" sticker on the packete of shrimp you've been eating all night

It's January 6th

Prison regulations require lights out at 10:00 pm

The guests have decided to start the midnight countdown at 10,000

At midnight everyone gathers around to watch your Uncle Earl's pants drop

You hear a guy doing a count down before using the bathroom

The 'Champagne' tastes suspiciously like apple juice mixed with Alka Seltzer

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