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Originally Posted by urbanpimp
So, here's the deal...
I have "issues" when it comes to traveling.
I have food allergies. I cannot eat sea food or fish
I also refuse to eat pork.
It has to be a warm/hot climate.
I am not that big a fan of sitting on the beach for hours on end.
I need a high speed internet connection AND it has to be on my laptop, not the hotel's computer.
I will be traveling alone.
Low cost whores would be nice ( none of this $300/hour plus options crap).
I hold a Canadian passport.
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Wow, you sound really fucking stupid and need medical attention!
Here's a vacation idea:
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showthread.php?t=879231