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Yngwie · 01-05-2009, 08:52 PM

That's nothing. I invented a laptop with no keyboard or wheel. You just use the newly made Clapper to type, open files etc.. One clap = highlight file(s), 2 claps = open file(s) or folder(s). the alphabet clapping technique will take some practice, but after you have it mastered you will be typing at 1000wpm. There are many other features, but they will not be revealed till 3 moths prior to the launch which will be in 2053. What I can tell you is that it will have 256MB of edo ram, an insanely fast dx266 cpu, a large hdd totaling 10MB of space which you can use for anything and everything, TWO floppy drives, a 2400baud modem for super fast internet access and the list goes one.. The best part is the price.. It's will blow EVERYTHING out of the water and only cost $5500. How do we manage to sell for that low? We have made deals with the best hardware providers to give YOU what you need at a price you can afford.

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01-05-2009, 08:52 PM
Yngwie I am an Alien from space Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Ontario, Canada Posts: 11,118	That's nothing. I invented a laptop with no keyboard or wheel. You just use the newly made Clapper to type, open files etc.. One clap = highlight file(s), 2 claps = open file(s) or folder(s). the alphabet clapping technique will take some practice, but after you have it mastered you will be typing at 1000wpm. There are many other features, but they will not be revealed till 3 moths prior to the launch which will be in 2053. What I can tell you is that it will have 256MB of edo ram, an insanely fast dx266 cpu, a large hdd totaling 10MB of space which you can use for anything and everything, TWO floppy drives, a 2400baud modem for super fast internet access and the list goes one.. The best part is the price.. It's will blow EVERYTHING out of the water and only cost $5500. How do we manage to sell for that low? We have made deals with the best hardware providers to give YOU what you need at a price you can afford. COMING SOON!