OMFG, you do know that was a skit/parody/joke right? Man, it is true I guess. People will believe anything as long as it was seen on the interwebs.

Idiocracy is a disease.
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"The towers are gone now, reduced to bloody rubble, along with all hopes for Peace in Our Time, in the United States or any other country. Make no mistake about it: We are At War now -- with somebody -- and we will stay At War with that mysterious Enemy for the rest of our lives." H.S.T. 09/12/01