MetaMan

im so glad you most likely settled for a small dick boyfriend because i only date dime pieces anyway, you have no chance with me.


all you GFY dorks sit at home and wack off to simpsons porn all day, while you are doing this i am out banging the sexiest women on the planet, i am starting to believe God put me here for that sole purpose. How is it that i can be drunk as fuck banging a chick and in the morning they will tell me "that is the best sex i have ever had".

here is a tip you losers put down the twinkey box, hit the treadmill and maybe you can stop tapping your local escorts and local pub fatties and get with some real women for once.