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qxm · 01-11-2009, 09:28 AM

FIRST THING YOU DO... is Kill a Chicken.... drain all of its blood into a plastic bag.... then pluck it ..skin it... and make a fire ...then hang the chicken with its ass facing the fire... and start dancing and singing in a counter-clockwise motion around the fire until the chicken is roasted.... then stop, grab the burned chicken and sit down in front of the TV to watch Oprah ...eat the chicken while doing so and it will all go away right after that....

BTW.. make sure the chicken is alive before you kill it..otherwise the ritual looses its powers and you might end up with a pissed off ghost.... seriously... you would be surprised how many actually overlook this lil detail....

01-11-2009, 09:28 AM
qxm Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: NoHo Posts: 5,970	FIRST THING YOU DO... is Kill a Chicken.... drain all of its blood into a plastic bag.... then pluck it ..skin it... and make a fire ...then hang the chicken with its ass facing the fire... and start dancing and singing in a counter-clockwise motion around the fire until the chicken is roasted.... then stop, grab the burned chicken and sit down in front of the TV to watch Oprah ...eat the chicken while doing so and it will all go away right after that.... BTW.. make sure the chicken is alive before you kill it..otherwise the ritual looses its powers and you might end up with a pissed off ghost.... seriously... you would be surprised how many actually overlook this lil detail.... __________________ ICQ: 266990876 Last edited by qxm; 01-11-2009 at 09:31 AM..