Originally Posted by qxm

FIRST THING YOU DO... is Kill a Chicken.... drain all of its blood into a plastic bag.... then pluck it ..skin it... and make a fire ...then hang the chicken with its ass facing the fire... and start dancing and singing in a counter-clockwise motion around the fire until the chicken is roasted.... then stop, grab the burned chicken and sit down in front of the TV to watch Oprah ...eat the chicken while doing so and it will all go away right after that....