Plat

I'm in need of a maid!

Someone to make me breakfast in the morning, wipe my mouth clean after i eat, hand me a towel when I hop outta the shower, wash my clothes, go to the supermarket every weekend and stock up on food/beer.

If you find yourself with these abilities and are willing to devote your life to my happiness then please apply here plat[[@]]platDOTcom

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Im fuckin retired