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Old 01-15-2009, 12:17 PM  
Scott McD
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Groucho Marx quotes are the best !!




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All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

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