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iwantchixx · 03-25-2003, 09:57 PM

We always get american tourists up here every summer in my city. They come for the clean beaches and fresh lobster (ick). Sadly, they all have cars with american flags plastered on their bumpers, mini-flag's on their antenna they drive like ass. never stop at red lights. On wrong side of highway doing 150(quebecers are bad for that too).

Some american bald headed fucker and his 80 year old wife pull into a driveway and park on the sidewalk instead as I was biking along the sidewalk. Ask them to move from the sidewalk so I can continue on my merry way on my bike and I am told "how dare you, I am an american!" So I responded, "well in canada it is illegal to park on the sidewalk, so long fucker" And I left a nice litle scratch on his cadilac with my sharp pedal.

03-25-2003, 09:57 PM
iwantchixx Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Boonies Posts: 12,860	We always get american tourists up here every summer in my city. They come for the clean beaches and fresh lobster (ick). Sadly, they all have cars with american flags plastered on their bumpers, mini-flag's on their antenna they drive like ass. never stop at red lights. On wrong side of highway doing 150(quebecers are bad for that too). Some american bald headed fucker and his 80 year old wife pull into a driveway and park on the sidewalk instead as I was biking along the sidewalk. Ask them to move from the sidewalk so I can continue on my merry way on my bike and I am told "how dare you, I am an american!" So I responded, "well in canada it is illegal to park on the sidewalk, so long fucker" And I left a nice litle scratch on his cadilac with my sharp pedal.