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directfiesta · 03-25-2003, 11:02 PM

I AM AMERICAN....

I'm not particularly intelligent, open-minded, or generally well-liked.

I don't live in a clean place, I don't eat nutritiously very often, And
I abandon my car on the side of the interstate until the tires are stolen.

I don't know Shakespeare, Da Vinci or Gutenberg, Although I'm certain they weren't American.

I drink watery beer. I don't use utensils when eating.

I believe in guns for settling disputes, not discussions.

And I pronounce it AIN'T, not AREN'T.

I don't say "you're welcome" in response to "thank you", I say "Uh Huh"

Burger King IS fine dining and Miss America is a virgin.

Ketchup IS a vegetable and WWF wrestling is real.

The UNITED STATES is the ONLY country in the world, The FIRST nation of ignorance, And the BEST part of South America!

My name is Johnny Bob Jimmy Joe Ray, I'm married to my sister, AND I AM AMERICAN!

I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack......until I go anywhere.

Burger King IS fine dining and Miss America is a virgin.

Ketchup IS a vegetable and WWF wrestling is real.

The UNITED STATES is the ONLY country in the world, The FIRST nation of ignorance, And the BEST part of South America!

My name is Johnny Bob Jimmy Joe Ray, I'm married to my sister, AND I AM AMERICAN!

http://artsweb.uwaterloo.ca/~pghaffar/american.htm

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probably an ex GFYer....

03-25-2003, 11:02 PM
directfiesta Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Montreal, Quebec Posts: 29,682	I AM AMERICAN.... I'm not particularly intelligent, open-minded, or generally well-liked. I don't live in a clean place, I don't eat nutritiously very often, And I abandon my car on the side of the interstate until the tires are stolen. I don't know Shakespeare, Da Vinci or Gutenberg, Although I'm certain they weren't American. I drink watery beer. I don't use utensils when eating. I believe in guns for settling disputes, not discussions. And I pronounce it AIN'T, not AREN'T. I don't say "you're welcome" in response to "thank you", I say "Uh Huh" Burger King IS fine dining and Miss America is a virgin. Ketchup IS a vegetable and WWF wrestling is real. The UNITED STATES is the ONLY country in the world, The FIRST nation of ignorance, And the BEST part of South America! My name is Johnny Bob Jimmy Joe Ray, I'm married to my sister, AND I AM AMERICAN! I can proudly sew my country's flag on my backpack......until I go anywhere. Burger King IS fine dining and Miss America is a virgin. Ketchup IS a vegetable and WWF wrestling is real. The UNITED STATES is the ONLY country in the world, The FIRST nation of ignorance, And the BEST part of South America! My name is Johnny Bob Jimmy Joe Ray, I'm married to my sister, AND I AM AMERICAN! http://artsweb.uwaterloo.ca/~pghaffar/american.htm ----------------------------------- probably an ex GFYer.... __________________ I know that Asspimple is stoopid ... As he says, it is a FACT ! But I can't figure out how he can breathe or type , at the same time ....