I would say :
Thank you everybody.
And now for the first order of business as president of the united states I am
calling for a cease fire. Not a cease fire in a foreign country, but a cease fire here at home.
I ask that those of you that have the most pride in my presidency demonstrate that
pride by accepting and abiding by the worlds largest gang truce.
Show me what I mean to you and I will show you what you mean to me.
Bring peace to your communities and I will provide the financial incentive
for businesses and corporation to move into your areas and provide jobs
and a future for all.
I hereby call a gang truce throughout the land of America and hereby call on you
to respect my presidency by holding this truce throughout my service as your
president.
OK, ok, I'm dreaming!
But so are a lot of other people right now.
