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My checklist to be legal and Google compliant for 2012 (OMG END OF WORLD):
1. Gdrive
2. Semen sample
3. Fingerprint
4. RFID-equipped:
a) drivers license
b) social security card
c) self
d) family
e) car
f) dog
g) neighbors
5. Retinal scan (for the Minority Report-esque near future)
6. Xanax - To not alert the PreCogs to my hidden agenda.
I'M READY TO CONFORM!
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