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i have alot of vegan/vegetarian friends. i take pride in making vegetarian cracks at all times. they don't press me too hard about eating meat, but i know a couple girls in particular who are always trying to feed me tofu and shit and convince me it's as good as meat. i admit, they do a pretty good job of it sometimes, but i'll never admit it to their face. my answer to what do you think is always "it's good, but it would be awesome smothered in veal" or something to that extent. i once went on a carnivore diet where i tried to eat nothing but meat for a week, that didn't quite pan out. i also enjoy telling the veggies that eat eggs that they are eating little baby bird fetus and so forth. they're just easy targets, so why not eh?
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