Originally Posted by donkevlar

Those 15 inch cocks are made of plastic, those aren't lesbians, that girl isn't a virgin, she doesn't like that cock being in her ass, that wasn't an orgasm, that was piss not squirt, that girl is from LA, not Tokyo... and she's Chinese, that's not her father watching, or her boyfriend, that girl DID get paid after being in that bus, she wasn't random, that isn't really her emailing you back fan letters and that isn't Marilyn Monroe in the sex tape

Celebrate good times, come on!