This is priceless writing, regardless of how bullshit the thread is:
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Originally Posted by Metaman
and when you are a young all star MVP well hung big buck silverback leader of the pride long schlong down to get your friction on longer then a nigga cock big in shape white boy like myself sometimes you feel you are put her on earth to service women. and when you dont provide the service it is like you are going against gods will.
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Goddamn, dude. That's pure poetry.
That's up there with GrimShawn's description of phatzane.
http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showpo...1&postcount=26
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Originally Posted by GrimShawn
Dude you look like a retarded Ewok. You were blessed with the cock, but you sure were beaten with the ugly stick, the ugly branches, the ugly twigs, the ugly log, the ugly tree stump, the uglt roots, the ugly grass around the ugly tree, the ugly yard it's in, the ugly broken down fence around that yard, the ugly shak of a house at the end of the ugly yard with the ugly tree, the ugly block with all similar houses, trees, fences, and yards, the ugly ghetto ass worn torn broken up neighborhood, and of course all the ugly ass ewok tards living in that area.
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