Originally Posted by Porn Producer

2. Key in the first three digits of your phone number (NOT the area code)
3. Multiply by 80
4.Add 1
5.Multiply by 250
6.Add the last 4 digits of your phone number
over 9000.Add the last 4 digits of your phone number again.
8.Subtract 250
9.Divide number by 2
10.Shit bricks.