...oh wtf... back when I was 13 yo I was trying to romance this 15 yo chick... yeah I lied about my age and told her I was 15 ... anywho.. everything was going smoothly when.... BAM... one nasty fart right thur .... the weird thing tho... we ended up hooking up ... yeap... good old days
.... it is true what they say that a woman never truly loves a man till she learns to love his farts .... can't remember the name of the great philosopher who said that... lol ;)