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Originally Posted by JamesK
Wow, tell me more.
I'm not sure if we had the same problem though, I think as a kid I was just dumb to know better. It wasn't like I couldn't, I just never went to the toilet. I guess it was a form of rebelling.
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... well to tell u the truth I have no idea why I wasn't going to the toilet.....maybe some fear of constipation which made it even worse.... or maybe I was testing myself wondering how far I could go... because I remember I had this bad habit of counting the number of days since I last had gone to the crapié.....
When I was 10 I remember... one time I went for over a month .. a month yo! ... not shitting with ya... it got so bad and the stools got so big and impacted that I could actually feel the bastards by simply touching with my fingers just below my belly button ... that was the time when I thought I was going to die... I had to go to the hospital to get a highly lubed enema to get it out.... needless to say ... the toilet I used had to be decommissioned ...
That was some scary shit and ever since I became obsessed with the amount of water I drink on a daily basis... I now feel nervous if I haven't had 8 glasses of water/booze/tea/juice a day...