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Old 02-03-2009, 11:22 AM  
stickyfingerz
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Originally Posted by Libertine View Post
So you are saying that you prefer masturbating with mayonnaise instead of lubricant?

Seems totally normal

(see what I did there? just like you, I responded to a post while pretending it said something entirely different than it did)

Now, an actual response to your asinine remark: what I am saying is that it pays to cover several parts of the market at once. Especially when the added costs are relatively small, and offering several options at once ensures customer satisfaction.
My girl self lubricates so no need for lube or mayonnaise.

Do you think Netflix chose to go streaming only for their online rentals in order to keep the 56k crowd happy?

Customer satisfaction eh? My favorite analogy is the rental car one. I would be VERY satisfied if I could walk into enterprise car rental, pay 39.00 for a days rental and keep the car too. If they gave me a free car every time I rented one, I would be very unsatisfied if I could not keep the brand new car the next time I rented. You are right.

HOW DARE they not satisfy me by not giving me a 20,000.00 car.

Wait that analogy seems silly. Who would give away a car for 39.00? Well how much money do people think programs spend on their content? Customer satisfaction ends, when satisfying the customer is hurting your business, and there are other customers plenty happy to pay 29.00 to VIEW your content, rather than keep it, you go after the customers happy with just viewing.

Wastes breath....
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