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-=HOAX=- · 03-27-2003, 10:16 PM

I walked into a dealership today to buy a 2003 Subaru WRX. I had $5k in cash, and a co-signer with a credit rating of over 800.

They wouldn't finance me...

Luckily you don't need credit to buy heroin...I'm going to lie naked in the bath tub, doped to the gills, and sip cheap beer as I CARVE THE WORD SUBARU INTO MY FUCKING CHEST WITH A BOTTLE CAP!

03-27-2003, 10:16 PM
-=HOAX=- Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: CrackYaMental Posts: 4,365	Hoax's credit woes continued... I walked into a dealership today to buy a 2003 Subaru WRX. I had $5k in cash, and a co-signer with a credit rating of over 800. They wouldn't finance me... Luckily you don't need credit to buy heroin...I'm going to lie naked in the bath tub, doped to the gills, and sip cheap beer as I CARVE THE WORD SUBARU INTO MY FUCKING CHEST WITH A BOTTLE CAP! __________________ Insert Value Here.