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Old 02-08-2009, 07:16 AM  
SilentKnight
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Originally Posted by Ethersync View Post
Would be quite funny if you got audited and had to go through your sex toy deductions with an IRS agent
Not as funny as the time the wife and I brought a few grand worth of bdsm props and gear we'd bought at Second Skin in New York - over the border into Canada...and Canada Customs decided they wanted to inspect everything.

Turned out - it was also training day for new officers - so we had the pleasure of watching a group of fifteen (or so) Customs people sorting through liquid latex, handcuffs, suspension cuffs, vibrators and an assortment of fetish outfits and whatnot.

Half the stuff had no Customs classification - so they didn't know what category to list it under. When they got to the leather suspension cuffs, the training officer said in exasperation, "Hell...list it under 'women's apparel' - its cheaper duty.

We both laughed our asses off.
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