I used to love fucking with the art teacher adjuncts in college.
One time for a bathroom still life I painted a glorious pink toilet on hideous blue and canary bg.. .
Or the time I snapped a shot of a bum in NYC who was so pissed at the picture he dropped a crumpled wad of singles on the concrete to point at me. [He chased me also.]
This was for a self portrait. I reasoned that any photo showing my interaction with the world at large was a self portrait. She resisted.
The next class said adjunct had apparently shown my portrait to her own professor and he had agreed with my argument & enlightened her. Big apologies all around and an A on the project.
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