Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Not as funny as the time the wife and I brought a few grand worth of bdsm props and gear we'd bought at Second Skin in New York - over the border into Canada...and Canada Customs decided they wanted to inspect everything.

Turned out - it was also training day for new officers - so we had the pleasure of watching a group of fifteen (or so) Customs people sorting through liquid latex, handcuffs, suspension cuffs, vibrators and an assortment of fetish outfits and whatnot.

Half the stuff had no Customs classification - so they didn't know what category to list it under. When they got to the leather suspension cuffs, the training officer said in exasperation, "Hell...list it under 'women's apparel' - its cheaper duty.

We both laughed our asses off.