Originally Posted by Anal Hobbit

True story.

I was with a hooker today. She wanted to start with a massage. I was nude and she put some hotel lotion on my back. I was face down.

Then I feel this BANG on my head and I black out.

I woke up and I had some blood and a huge lump on the back of my head. She hit me with something.

Took my wallet, my keys...

I ended up in the hospital. Told the police the truth. Now they are sending a car to my home to see if she used the keys to get in.

I bet she already robbed my home.

Fucking N1ggers.